Steff and nonsense

Over Christmas I sent some festive messages to various friends I've not been brilliant at keeping in touch with. One particular Met Officer, claims I've not emailed him for about 3 years. Oopps. What a good friend I am. Anyway, his email back made me laugh:

I know I know you don't hear from me for years and then you get two emails in a day !!!

well since I last spoke to you I have gone into stalker mode and googled you...I didn't know any one person could have so many bikini shots on the internet ( I'm joking obviously :) ), but I did find your wonderful steffgaulter.com...now I apologise if there are mistakes in this email but my vision has gone blurry after reading three years of blog...

now onto a few questions...do you still have to go to the mechanics now and then to sort out your rattle :)or has the aerial stayed tight, I can't believe you called me a pygmy ( a little man who observes the weather !! ), have you drank all those pg tips yet or do you need some more sending out, I assume the septic lips have recovered...lovely image though :), and seriously how is "killer" the dog ( as he hasn't appeared on your blog often !!! ) ?

it is a quiet morning here as you can guess...even though we have had snow ( white stuff, falls out of clouds when its cold :) ), anyway I better get back to work as my emails have now been far longer than yours so I am going on strike :)

Pete

p.s. an apology though as your newly re-instated official stalker I apologise for leaving my Jimmy Jumper there :)...(did you ever find out whose it was...or is it not unusual to find males clothes strewn around your house and not remember where they came from :) :) )

I realised his questions maybe puzzling other people too. So, to answer your questions:
The aerial's fine, you are a pygmy, my parents kindly replenish my PG Tips stash when they visit, lips and Killer both fine, and no, I never found out whose that jumper was...

Now you'll all have to excuse me, as I have to dash. I'm currently sitting here with the shower running as I have a leak, which only occurs when the non-English-speaking plumber's not here. I am trying to find out what causes it. So far I've eliminated the plug / drain, or the walls of the shower. I now need to get in it to discover if it's simply a weight-related issue. I have a feeling that this is really going to test my sign-language skills...