Steff and nonsense

My New Year's present from my car was a rattle.

It's less than 3 weeks old, but everytime I went over a bump something rattled. And if you saw the state of the roads here, then you'll realise that it basically had a constant rattle. I was not impressed.

I took it back to the dealer, explained what was wrong with it and a little man took it away to look at it.
About 15 minutes later, he returned. "Nothing," he said.
"You can't find anything wrong?"
"Nothing," he said again.

I got back in my car, drove about a meter, over a bump, and there it was again.

I ran back to the mechanic, "Come on, come with me"
We jump in the car, straight over a bump and the car rattles again, "Seeee!"
He starts laughing, never a good sign for a mechanic I find.
He got out, wandered off and came back with a very small spanner....and tightens the aeriel.
How embarrassing.

On the plus side, it's not rattling anymore...